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there is a new u.s. census. more than 70% of first time marriages last. >> but then the guy goes off and sleeps with a young boy. good, you stayed married, but then there is infidelity. >> once you bring out the statistics that guys are rampantly sleeping with young boys. >> i am not a boy. i know i have characteristics as such. >> yes, you are right. it is way safer to not have sex, yeah, but if you have sex with one person, maybe they have had sex with one person. >> i have had sex with a baker's two dozen, and i'm fine. >> mike baker? he is happily married. >> all i'm saying is -- >> you are abstinent, but not by choice. >> we have been practicing abstinence, but you brought accents to show. >> i thought it would lighten the mood and maybe get you naked. but it brought lots of vomiting. i would like to say i am not abstinent by choice, teardrop, i thought it was a great column and he made good points. there is a point to be made about the fact that really the only tabu left is this. there is really nothing le
there is a new u.s. census. more than 70% of first time marriages last. >> but then the guy goes off and sleeps with a young boy. good, you stayed married, but then there is infidelity. >> once you bring out the statistics that guys are rampantly sleeping with young boys. >> i am not a boy. i know i have characteristics as such. >> yes, you are right. it is way safer to not have sex, yeah, but if you have sex with one person, maybe they have had sex with one person....
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it u.s. did president matter what is going on. -- it doesn't matter what is going on. >> you don't need the pressure. me on the other hand. >>> did somebody say nude yoga? you bet they did. tim norton demonstrate after the break. >> can stuffed animals solve your problems? if your biggest problem is a broken transmission, then no. >>> they are great to cuddle, but their lives are a muddle. yes, a german toy maker, yeah, they make toys, has created a new line of stuffed animals with psychiatric disorders. for 38 bucks you can own a mentally ill toy complete with a treatment plan. among them, dubbed the turtle who suffers from severe depression. dolly the sheep with multiple personality disorder. sly the stake with the hallucinations and there is a crocodile with an irrational fear of water. well, why invent such toys? they like their vulnerability and they find something in them that gives them a great sense in comfort. that was so not german. but you know what comforts me when i feel vulnerab
it u.s. did president matter what is going on. -- it doesn't matter what is going on. >> you don't need the pressure. me on the other hand. >>> did somebody say nude yoga? you bet they did. tim norton demonstrate after the break. >> can stuffed animals solve your problems? if your biggest problem is a broken transmission, then no. >>> they are great to cuddle, but their lives are a muddle. yes, a german toy maker, yeah, they make toys, has created a new line of...
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and it is time to prepare for the new world order and threatens the u.s. with a war without boundaries. we will alternate between laughing and crying. and jimmy carter says he is the bestest ex-president ever, and i mean it. does anybody want a peanut? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> from thy presence i part so. >> never mock. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? you are a gorgeous man. go away. >> there she is. it is like she has been gone for decades or something. >> she is a host on meet the boss tv. she is so stunning they are called gilliguns. and a first time guest, ron long. he was a producer for "cheers" and he recently launched the winter olympics ricochet .com. if comedic genius was push ups, i would do him one handed. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and sitting next to me, john bolton, former am bes der to the united -- ambassador to the united nations. he knows diplomats like i know hairless cats. and he fabricates stories and lives off past glories. good to see you, pinch. >> check out today's science section. we interview a rea
and it is time to prepare for the new world order and threatens the u.s. with a war without boundaries. we will alternate between laughing and crying. and jimmy carter says he is the bestest ex-president ever, and i mean it. does anybody want a peanut? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> from thy presence i part so. >> never mock. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? you are a gorgeous man. go away. >> there she is. it is like she has been gone for decades...
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>> you punished americans well, but you insulted millions and millions of american biz claiming the u.s. government had a hand in 9/11. scwiet frank -- quite frankly, sir, how can you say such a nuty thing? >> would you address your own president the same way? would they ever allow you to? >> in terms of that remark, sir -- in terms of those remarks -- >> you probably didn't read the full remark. >> what evidence do you have that the u.s. government is responsible for 9/11. >> you are not even allowing me to respond. >> go ahead. >> and you insult me as well. >> do you believe the government had a hand in 9/11? >> i did not say -- give an opinion of my own. i actually suggested a fact-finding group and mission be formed to delve into the truth. >> it was amazing. after that happened eric sean lept from his chair and just tore his hair off. >> i knew it! i knew it! >> actually, we ran into mahmoud after hi u.n speech. watch. -- right after his u.n speech. watch. >> he is delightful. >> that is like giving my 1-year-old, sammy, a bath. the same sounds he makes. >> that dog is cute though.
>> you punished americans well, but you insulted millions and millions of american biz claiming the u.s. government had a hand in 9/11. scwiet frank -- quite frankly, sir, how can you say such a nuty thing? >> would you address your own president the same way? would they ever allow you to? >> in terms of that remark, sir -- in terms of those remarks -- >> you probably didn't read the full remark. >> what evidence do you have that the u.s. government is responsible...
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you walk into a locker room with 40 guy u.s. and look like that? my god it is a compliment. should i continue with this story? meanwhile on the mike weis show, washington redskins' running back clinton portis has his own take, and it is unusual. >> you give a woman a choice of 53 acro anymores, some has to be >> basically he said that all standing still. that's why i am not allowed in the locker room. it is all of the packages. he actually had to apologize. >> he should have. >> do you think so? that was his opinion. >> pretty much what this clinton character is saying is it is okay because she wanted it as much as they did. that's an old school mentality. go back and be an extra on madden. >> leave it up to a guy named clinton to not understand sexual harassment in the workplace. >> i don't think he was linking it to the things they were saying, but the fact they were staring. that's what i thought. wasn't it more about not feeling threatened, but feeling uncomfortable? >> her boobs are hanging out for the world. you are on the job, so button it up. another time and place f
you walk into a locker room with 40 guy u.s. and look like that? my god it is a compliment. should i continue with this story? meanwhile on the mike weis show, washington redskins' running back clinton portis has his own take, and it is unusual. >> you give a woman a choice of 53 acro anymores, some has to be >> basically he said that all standing still. that's why i am not allowed in the locker room. it is all of the packages. he actually had to apologize. >> he should have....
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anyway, found this frige for ghana mow detainee food in the rotunda of camp 6, the most populous of the u.s. navy prison on september 23, 2010. until recently they boasted the detainees with 5500 to 6,000 calories a day. thews -- that's 6,000 calories a day. i believe we have lunch being served at the gitmo cafeteria. >> and as we are getting ready to go for the halfway point, it is still -- >> can we go back and show the bulletin board again? okay, you are a prisoner and it is only one ice cream. what if you take two? what will they do for you? >> water boarding and only one ice cream. holy cow. >> how do you punish somebody for like having extra ice cream? i don't get it. >> i don't think you would push him. she caught me eating boogers. >> sc, the prisoners -- okay, when these guys leave, they leave fat. 6,000 calories? >> that's insane. >> i eat 1500 calories a day. that's what i'm allowed. >> the average person should have 2,000 a day. that's crazy. i get why they eat more than one ice cream. they don't have frozen stuff in caves. same with q-tips and toilet paper. >> nobody has even n
anyway, found this frige for ghana mow detainee food in the rotunda of camp 6, the most populous of the u.s. navy prison on september 23, 2010. until recently they boasted the detainees with 5500 to 6,000 calories a day. thews -- that's 6,000 calories a day. i believe we have lunch being served at the gitmo cafeteria. >> and as we are getting ready to go for the halfway point, it is still -- >> can we go back and show the bulletin board again? okay, you are a prisoner and it is only...
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demanding that terrorism suspects be kept off u.s. soil and deporting -- the best of all, deporting justin bieber to another country, preferably hawaii. con congressional republican #r*z pushing jobs overseas and blow a $700 billion hole in the deficit to give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires and turn social security from a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. they also added that if the pledge were to succeed, the flesh of orphans would be used as coasters in the private hovercraft. meanwhile, here is the most depressing ad in western civilization. >> there is mourning in america. today, 15 million men and women won't have the opportunity to go to work. business has shuddered. 2900 families will have their homes foreclosed by night fall. this afternoon 6,000 men and women will be married, each of their children to be born with a $30,000 share of the run away national debt. our government is now taking over the choices we once made in life. there is mourning in america. under the leadership of president obama, our cou
demanding that terrorism suspects be kept off u.s. soil and deporting -- the best of all, deporting justin bieber to another country, preferably hawaii. con congressional republican #r*z pushing jobs overseas and blow a $700 billion hole in the deficit to give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires and turn social security from a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. they also added that if the pledge were to succeed, the flesh of orphans would be used as coasters in the private...